Oligargle Deez Nutz - Hoodie

$44.95 USD

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Make fascists gargle your message — literally.
The “Oligargle Deez Nutz” Hoodie is the bold, tongue-in-cheek protest gear you didn’t know you needed. Perfect for rallies, marches, or just making your local right-wing uncle uncomfortable at Thanksgiving.

Crafted from premium, soft cotton blend fleece, this hoodie keeps you warm while you fight the cold grip of authoritarianism. Featuring clean typography and a confrontational slogan, it’s not just apparel — it’s a statement against Trumpism, oligarchs, and every wannabe dictator.

Whether you’re marching in the streets or trolling fascists at the grocery store, wear it loud. Wear it proud. And let them Oligargle Deez Nutz.

Fabric: - Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket to keep your hands warm. Adjustable drawstring hood with color-matched woven cord. Crafted without side seams for a smooth and attractive look. Made from a durable 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend for comfort and style.
Care instructions: Tumble dry: medium. Iron, steam or dry: low heat. Do not dryclean. Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F). Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

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Standard (Worldwide 🌎)

USA🇺🇸	2 - 5 business days
First Item	$8.49 USD
Additional Items	$2.09 USD
Canada 🇨🇦	10 – 30 business days
First Item	$12.69
Additional Items	$6.59
Australia 🇦🇺	10 – 30 business days
First Item	$21.99
Additional Items	$9.99
Rest of the World 🌎	10 – 30 business days
First Item	$15.00
Additional Items	$10.00